-verse 1-
oh my goodness im left with $11.50
how am i supposed to survive with this money?
what what what-t-t did i do i spent all my money
all i can eat and drink is the h-h-honey
the h-h-honey where is my money?
i can prove that i am broke where's my identity?

-verse 2-
just a second let me check wallet again
i'm sure that there's still money dangled in my chains
you should have given me more money don't you that?
and if you don't i will complain to to my d-dad

-chorus-
monday and tuesday i feel like i'm a millionaire
and then on wednesday i'll start to feel cautious
then on thursday i will announce that i am broke
and then on friday i'll start to live in poverty

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poverty no!
i cannot survive my wallet's like a big hole